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  postat de: wigs@home.ro la data: 2003-03-12 00:23:33  
  86.   
Protect the chrome....

This guy has always dreamed of owning a harley davidson. one day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. after he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. the dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. she asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. he readily accepts and the date is set. at the appointed time, he picks her up on his harley and they ride to her parent's house. before they go in, she tells him that they have family tradition that who ever speaks first after dinner does the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. after a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. ...no one says a word.

Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. still no one says a word. finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. ...no one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. they have even wilder sex. ...still no one speaks.

By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. his first thought is to protect the chrome on his harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of vaseline.

The father says, "okay dammit, i'll do the dishes!


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  postat de: loud@go.ro la data: 2003-03-11 19:31:14  
  87.   
Se duce ion in amerika sa vada cum se f** amerikani...
Cauta el o alba ...kanci...se da la o negresa
Ajung ei in pat...
-sti cum fac negri sex?
Incet si tandru...
Ajunge el acasa si se apuka sa o kotzaie pe marie,si ea zice:
-ioane,ioane faci sex ca negri!!!



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  postat de: request@go.ro la data: 2003-02-27 14:44:32  
  88.   
Stiti cum a aparut rumegusul?
S-a masturbat pinchio.


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  postat de: octavianm@home.ro la data: 2003-02-20 23:00:56  
  89.   
Bula si strula vroiau sa treaca granita, dar numai bula avea pasaport.
-mai strula daca vrei sa trecem granita intra in sacu' asta si cand vei fi lovit spune "zdranga balanga"!
Mersera ei la granita si fura opriti de vames.
-ma, ca cari in sac?
-fiare vechi, domnule!
Ca sa verifice granicerul lua o ranga si lovi sacul.
Se auzi auzi "zdranga balanga", iar granicerul mai lovi o data si se auzi tot "zdranga balanga" si mai luvi o ultima data la care se auzi "zdranga balanga mi-ai rupt coaiele cu ranga"!


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  postat de: vpop@home.ro la data: 2003-02-20 16:51:28  
  90.   
Intr-o buna zi vine la rabin un mare sef de la garda financiara sa ii verifice registrele de contabilitate.cauta asta ce cauta si tot nu gaseste nici un motiv de care sa se lege.la un moment dat il intreaba pe rabin:
-da, auzi rabi,cu resturile de la lumanarile care raman ce faceti?
-o, nici o problema,ne-am gandit si la asta.le adunam,facem un pachet mare,il trimitem la fabrica de lumanari si ei ne trimit inapoi un pachet mai mic cu lumanari.
Cauta seful de la garda mai departe.dupa un timp il inteaba dinou:
-da, rabi,cu resturile de la pasca evreiasca care cad pe jos ce faceti?
-ne-am gandit si la asta.pe jos avem un gratar,adunam toate farimiturile,facem un pachet mare il trimitem la fabrica de pasca si ei ne trimit inapoi un pachet cu o pasca mai mica.
Cauta seful mai departe suparat ca nu il prinde cu nimic pe rabin.la un momentdat ii zice:
-da cu preputurile de la baieteii pe care ii circumscrieti ce faceti?
-ne-am gandit si la asta. le adunam pe toate,facem un pacet mare si il trimitem la guvern.
-si?
-si in fiecare an ne trimit o p**a mare ca tine!


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